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The feeling you get when you’re hungry and you see your friend holding some food.

lmaogtfo:

You’re like:

Then your friend was like :

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WHEN YOU GO AWAY FOR THREE SECONDS AND YOUR DASHBOARD HAS 100+ NEW POSTS

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Me when listening to music

lmaogtfo:

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When your mom says you can’t get cookies:

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When my friend lets me eat some of her food.

I’m like:

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Scroll on facebook for 5 seconds

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Busting a move:

Expectations:

Reality:

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Your reaction to finding out your best friend has the same class schedule as you.

Expectations: 

Reality:

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When someone farts right in front of you

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